Once, upon distant Internets past, I did these gag reviews over on 4chan's /a/. Basically, the Badass Manly Anime Reviewer was a very special fratboy who stumbled upon some shoujo anime and was struck by their incredible manliness. As such, he saw fit to tell the world. It was a good time; people laughed, people smiled, people said "this shit sucks you fag". Then the gimmick got old and I hung it up. It was business as usual. The second Badass Manly Anime Review I did was for Maria-Sama ga Miteru, which is, well, a slow-moving soap opera about the lives of Japanese Catholic schoolgirls who may or may not be (but probably are) lesbian for each other. And this is where the story gets interesting; after a long hiatus more Marimite (or Marmite, if you please) anime was produced. As they tend to do with these things, a single was put out for the ending theme, and I quote
Features guest performance from former Megadeth member Marty Friedman!
Either I was right all along, or somebody got the memo. Marmite is manly.