I'm lazy, and school is in crunch time lately (certainly you noticed). So I was going through stuff I'd already written to put up here, and I found this; plans for a fictional console launch that I think is totally plausible. I'm kind of surprised they haven't made it yet. Being as it's lost to time, I figured I would post it for you guys!
Bandai Namco has made the Megafuckton announcement! Wonderswan Mk.iii will be the new console with the most Gundam games in the history of mankind! Let's ready up, Wonderswan Mk.iii!
WONDERSWAN MK.III MECHANICAL DESIGN BY HAJIME KATOKI
This is the sleekest console ever to be launched by rockets out of the Jagdhund Docking belt around your waist! Jagdhund Docking is your connection to Bandai Namco! Buy the latest Gundam videogames with it! Enjoy the refreshing Puri-Puri Tingle sensation as your hopes, dreams, fears and micropayments are beamed directly to Bandai Namco HQ! Let's go for it, Jagdhund Docking!!
WONDERSWAN MK.III JAGDHUND DOCKING MECHANICAL DESIGN BY SHOJI KAWAMORI
The Wonderswan Mk.iii is the only videogame console whose storage medium is the [i]shining light of justice[/i]! Let's do our best, Beam Lariat Disc!!
WONDERSWAN MK.III BEAM LARIAT DISC MECHANICAL DESIGN BY KAZUMI FUJITA
Hey! It's best to try out the Wonderswan Mk.III peripherals! Daimagnum Cannon makes Wonderswan Mk.III the only console you can fire from your wrist at over two hundred miles per hour! Team up with friends for a cross counter! Let's never be used irresponsibly, Daimagnum Cannon!!
WONDERSWAN MK.III DAIMAGNUM CANNON MECHANICAL DESIGN BY KOICHI OHATA
As for Bandai Namco, it's got a great way to reduce strain! Gets Commu is the big brother of Jagdhund Docking! Wear this backpack and meet Emi-chan, the customizable android maid who lives inside! Emi-chan will do life's heavy lifting chores, including but not limited to preparing Gundam Instant Ramen, cleaning around your neck and behind your ears, and any and all form of human interaction! Emi-chan will be behind you forever! Let's make an unbeatable formation, Gets Commu and Emi-chan!
WONDERSWAN MK.III GETS COMMU AND EMI-CHAN MECHANICAL DESIGN BY YUTAKA IZUBUCHI (SUPPORT BY PEACH-PIT)
Don't fall behind! Let Bandai Namco transform you into the future century cybernetic otaku!
Launch titles include:
Gundam Innocence Chatting Outside The High School ~char's not a pedophile, he's an ephebophile days~
Gundam Boxing Commentator 2006 with Garma Zabi
Gundam Crazy Art Game with Lalah Sune's Ghost
Gundam Let's Raise A Jockey: Acguy Apply
Gundam C'mon Mom When Is Dinner Ready I'm Hungry Up Here In My GM Custom
REGULAR AND DRAMA CD SPECIAL EDITION